oh what a cute idea, i thought. What a smart realestate company, I thought. Oh thats funny, one of the people was standing in the background and their reflection is there, i thought. Oh, thats weird there is something in the yard... and blood? on that, I thought. oh fuck, I thought. I want to die now, I thought. Why don't I close out of this browser, I thought. I regretted not listening to myself when I thought the shovel in the yard was a bit sus
This is a prerelease build of a totally normal piece of software. While it may seem kind of boring at first glance, this type of virtual open house may yet revolutionize the Real Estate market!
It actually is. Same rooms with a couple of differences. The house asset is called 'HQ Residential House'. It's probably the most used house asset when making these types of games.
Ok I don't understand this fully, but I didn't think this was a horror game until I saw the blood on the saw in the garage, and the body in the closet of the laundry room upstairs, when I saw it I jumped xD
So if i'm getting this right, someone killed an entire family with a saw, the guy who was selling it knew, AND TRIED TO SELL ME IT AT FULL PRICE!?!?!? That's cold.
What the frick did you just hecking say about me, you little poop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed game ends. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the flip out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frigging words. You think you can get away with saying that mean stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, poopoo face. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, friend. The storm that wipes out the thing you call your christmas presents. You're banned from my mine craft server, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands and arms. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed happiness, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your middle school bully off the face of the continent, you. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your twisty tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you unknowing child. I will poop a lot all over you and you will smell it. You've triggered me and I am very hecking mad, kiddo
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i would say i had a blast playing this but i was scared most of the time, fun game but man am i bad at dealing with scary things
holy crap what a whirlwind. well done!
oh what a cute idea, i thought. What a smart realestate company, I thought. Oh thats funny, one of the people was standing in the background and their reflection is there, i thought. Oh, thats weird there is something in the yard... and blood? on that, I thought. oh fuck, I thought. I want to die now, I thought. Why don't I close out of this browser, I thought. I regretted not listening to myself when I thought the shovel in the yard was a bit sus
i did not think this was a horror game but loved the way you made it on
It was way better than what I was expecting!
yup completly normal
A different kind of horror game i liked it!
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yo this game is freaky weird dude! I mean theres a KILLER in the house
me: not bothered about person in cuboard
also me: OMg IM a ghOst I WALkED THrOuGH TaBLe AND nO reFLecTioN IN miRRor :p
XD
Me: looks in laundry room closet
Also me: This is fine
this is not fine at all
shhh
y??
nobody needs to know the house is
scaryvery ok not haunted at all''YES AT ALLL''
I just I G N O R E things I see :)
It didn't occur to me to post my video playthrough here...but I see others have done it so...here's mine! Loved the game!
look what I found in the reflection in the living room
Yeah, I think we all just decided to ignore that...
hehe yah I guess
i just ignored it and looked at the imaginary buttefly :3
This is a prerelease build of a totally normal piece of software. While it may seem kind of boring at first glance, this type of virtual open house may yet revolutionize the Real Estate market!
Lots of "eww wtf is that" factor. Nicely done.
amazing game really horrifying
why is there a face in the clostet
I D K
I Don't Know
Why is the master bathroom toilet so gross??
:/
That guy in the Laundry Room is sus af
this looks like the house from House Party
It actually is. Same rooms with a couple of differences. The house asset is called 'HQ Residential House'. It's probably the most used house asset when making these types of games.
I would like to purchase the lovely home.
SOMEONE IS IN THE FUCKING LAUNDRY ROOM HELL NO I'M OUT (dis shit ain't cool)but he do be lookin sus
blood in sink is 100 percent ketchup and the man in window camera man
smh, At least it takes away the demonetization.
witch sink, i forgot
bathroom upstairs
thx
plus the man talks for ike 10000000000000000000000000000000 years bruh i swear
i watched coryxkenshin play this it's scary as hell
Ok I don't understand this fully, but I didn't think this was a horror game until I saw the blood on the saw in the garage, and the body in the closet of the laundry room upstairs, when I saw it I jumped xD
kox
big boy may pee himself
So if i'm getting this right, someone killed an entire family with a saw, the guy who was selling it knew, AND TRIED TO SELL ME IT AT FULL PRICE!?!?!? That's cold.
Ik right
lol, I guess so.
very funny [INSERT REALTOR NAME HERE]
Surprisingly good! I didn't expect that
I'll never be able to not see this as the house from House Party, that one weird sex game. The layouts are so, so similar.
Edit: Hadn't gotten to the one part in the game yet, thought it was mediocre. Christ was I wrong. This is really, really fantastic horror.
I know, I was thinking yep I clapped Leahs Cheeks in this Garage.
i am fucking buying this house you bitch bastard motherfuckers!!
What the frick did you just hecking say about me, you little poop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed game ends. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the flip out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frigging words. You think you can get away with saying that mean stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, poopoo face. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, friend. The storm that wipes out the thing you call your christmas presents. You're banned from my mine craft server, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands and arms. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed happiness, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your middle school bully off the face of the continent, you. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your twisty tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you unknowing child. I will poop a lot all over you and you will smell it. You've triggered me and I am very hecking mad, kiddo
hush child
no u
uno reverse card
opposite day
oooooookk??? tf is going on here?
That fireplace doesn't look brick at all! A great house tour otherwise. Despite the incorrect descriptor I always love a hosue with with history :)
nothing can fill me with fear like the realtor guy referencing too many cooks. A+
This seems like a really good game, But for some reason it always crashes when I start it up. Is there any solutions for this??
This was really incredible. Completely blew away my expectations!