Would you move into this place?! The guy gives me the creeps and I can't believe I got scared by some ground beef monster LOL. But honestly I really liked the game for what it was and had a lot of fun. I also did a let's play below; feel free to check it out. Have a great day! :)
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS INSANE. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET THE ACTUALLY CREEPY PART, BUT THEN I FOUND ALL OF IT, AND IT TURNED FREAKY. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE CAMERA'S CLOCK ACTUALLY CHANGES WITH THE PLAYER'S CLOCK. I GOT SO FREAKED OUT WHEN I SAW THE '2/13/2021 00:15' AND I LOOKED AT MY TIME, AND IT WAS THAT TIME. THIS GAME IS LEGIT AWESOME.
Now this could be my brain over thinking, but the address being 15615. Is the thinking there 1 + 5 = 6 therefore 666? Or is this me wearing a tinfoil hat?
yeah, I'm scared of the game now I didn't even pass it go ahead call me a pussy. you want but I'm brave it's just wow the breathing over my neck so... weird and I didn't get to see what the man said all I saw was three words. and the agent oh yeah I found a guy in the closet at least he's wearing green right... and it's a tiny bit to lagy for me but it's ok and THE MOMENT I SAW THE GUY IN THE CLOSET. I FUCKED UP so hard oh and can somebody tell me what that was on the floor next to the side of the bed I was thinking that was a scalp, oh it just got worse the agent guys. the face is on my screen ay at least he got a JAW Surgery to get it no... ok I know I'm talking too much but why does he look like PURPLE GUY you know and wow look at his forehead ok no more wasting your time. and can one of you get me a new computer? i... broke mines and if you're wondering how am I typing I can see off of my screen a little I really did punched the shit. out of my screen the second, I saw the red slob of meat look at me. I looked away for one second and I see this bich looking at me deformed bastard looking like the ugly guy tide up in a chair from the goonies man fieghipwhoiefioe I man ahhhhhh
oh what a cute idea, i thought. What a smart realestate company, I thought. Oh thats funny, one of the people was standing in the background and their reflection is there, i thought. Oh, thats weird there is something in the yard... and blood? on that, I thought. oh fuck, I thought. I want to die now, I thought. Why don't I close out of this browser, I thought. I regretted not listening to myself when I thought the shovel in the yard was a bit sus
This is a prerelease build of a totally normal piece of software. While it may seem kind of boring at first glance, this type of virtual open house may yet revolutionize the Real Estate market!
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is this a horror game
is this a scary game..
it is quite scary
:P
jack played this!!
There's kinda something in my closet-
Are you gay too ma'am do you need help coming out?
can i stay one more night please
Yes you shall
actually... i'm also in the closet
One day you shall come out when your ready! ^^
one day <3
you're quite supportive :D I see
Yes indeed I am! I myself am trans and gay! ^^
ive come out as Pansexual :P
big nuts and big balls big ol hunga bunga balls (good game btw)
yoooo same
NO WAY ME TO
Uhh why are you replying to your own comment?
I think you forgot to switch accounts bruv
nah bro it was a joke, also welcome to 2022
HELL NO THIS HOUSE SUCKS
FUCKINGDICKIF I TAKE THAT SHOVEL OUT I BETTER SEE FORTNITE VBUCKS BC ITS DED
FACK I SWEAR TO HELL HERE IS A SHOVEKL IN THE BACKYARD
haha i played this game 10 times and to the guy in the closet ive been telling him to join mah amog us lobby
There is a locker thing made of glass and i see someone tied up through the reflection but i turned around nothing was there
Strange...
I need this house asset
Would you move into this place?! The guy gives me the creeps and I can't believe I got scared by some ground beef monster LOL. But honestly I really liked the game for what it was and had a lot of fun. I also did a let's play below; feel free to check it out. Have a great day! :)
i've seen the same house i n other video games...
i've killed people in this house.
and people wonder why there's some blood here and there..
and maybe a little bit of...
OH! my saw! I thought it was lost! there's still a little bit of blood on it.
I see that they didn't clean up the blood or scratch marks on the walls and floors. that's a issue.
I JUST NOTICED SOMEONE IN THE CL0SET
me too
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS INSANE. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET THE ACTUALLY CREEPY PART, BUT THEN I FOUND ALL OF IT, AND IT TURNED FREAKY. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE CAMERA'S CLOCK ACTUALLY CHANGES WITH THE PLAYER'S CLOCK. I GOT SO FREAKED OUT WHEN I SAW THE '2/13/2021 00:15' AND I LOOKED AT MY TIME, AND IT WAS THAT TIME. THIS GAME IS LEGIT AWESOME.
who else is here from coryxkenshin
lmao i was literally just scrolling around itch.io and i didn't even know cory played this!
he what...
Now this could be my brain over thinking, but the address being 15615. Is the thinking there 1 + 5 = 6 therefore 666? Or is this me wearing a tinfoil hat?
Omg I seriously didnt notice that! Wow. That explains everything.
My Short Horror Experience:
*looks for horror games which you can play on browser*
Okay... a cheerful open house!
*sees screenshots of game*
I see that they like ketchup :D
*opens game*
PFFFFT
*still laughing when game opens*
Okay, nice house...
WAIT DID I JUST WALK THROUGH THE COUCH
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
Okay, I'mma just watch some TV
Guys, your TV doesn't work
*heads to bathroom*
Wait, what does this button do?
*clicks 'detail'*
BRUH
*looks around*
Who poured the ketchup in the sink? T - T
Okay, nothing to do in the kitchen ;-;
WHY DO I KEEP WALKING THROUGH THINGS
Wow, a cabinet in the dining room.
You gotta clean this house...
WAIT
THERE'S A REFLECTION
IN THE CABINET
OF SOME DUDE
*turns around*
Oh, okey, it's not me
Nothing to worry about :D
THERE'S A HANDSAW, AND WHEN MY MOUSE MOVES OVER IT
IT'S ALL GLITCHY
AND ONE OF THE THINGS IS MISSING
THAT MEANS SOMEONE HAS IT...
I think the real estate guy is sus tbh
Oop- there's blood on the saw
SUS
*clicks detail*
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
OMG YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT FOR SEWING XD
Okay, it's all a hallucination
*kalm*
Okay I'mma go now... I don't want to buy your house
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ to le door!
Oop- why's the door locked T - T
Up the stairs I go~
Why is there hair on the bedroom floor? Is that hair?
OKAY, I KNOW YOU GOT KETCHUP ON YOUR HAIR, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO CUT IT OFF
Lol, hey closet friend :)
I'mma just spend the rest of my life chilling with my closet friend in the laundry room :3
Since to be honest I hate your house.
haha lol
Lol.
The game was good, but I thought the demon at the end looked more funny than scary
yeah, I'm scared of the game now I didn't even pass it go ahead call me a pussy. you want but I'm brave it's just wow the breathing over my neck so... weird and I didn't get to see what the man said all I saw was three words. and the agent oh yeah I found a guy in the closet at least he's wearing green right... and it's a tiny bit to lagy for me but it's ok and THE MOMENT I SAW THE GUY IN THE CLOSET. I FUCKED UP so hard oh and can somebody tell me what that was on the floor next to the side of the bed I was thinking that was a scalp, oh it just got worse the agent guys. the face is on my screen ay at least he got a JAW Surgery to get it no... ok I know I'm talking too much but why does he look like PURPLE GUY you know and wow look at his forehead ok no more wasting your time. and can one of you get me a new computer? i... broke mines and if you're wondering how am I typing I can see off of my screen a little I really did punched the shit. out of my screen the second, I saw the red slob of meat look at me. I looked away for one second and I see this bich looking at me deformed bastard looking like the ugly guy tide up in a chair from the goonies man fieghipwhoiefioe I man ahhhhhh
Cool house.
Great house simulation, i really want to buy the house now! Sadly i cant afford it.
I̴̖͇̮͎͖̭͇̖̽̓̃̒̀̃̔̇͂͝ ̵͙̲̣͋̒̆̑̿̎͂͒̕͜͜L̴͖̥̻͎̅͆I̴̤̖̟͓̩͔̲̲̳̱̩͈̊͐̅͂̏̂̃͋͒͊̈́͆͗̉͝Ḛ̴̢̟͔̫̖̺͍̹̲͈̲̣̈̀͌̊̇͘͝D̷̢̛̥̹̯͈̲͎̅́͐̾͐͋͜ ̷͙̭͙̱̞͚̭̰̝͚͓̤̩̪̾̽ͅI̸̡̨̳͎͇̝̪̯̳͙̗̒̄̒͜ ̷̰̠̜̦͚͖̍̚N̸͍̳͉͑̋̒̅̎́̈́̾ͅË̵̡͖̪̣͉̻̜̗̻̼̞̩̱̌͋̃̐͊̈́͋͜ͅĘ̴̨̮͖͈̦̜̟̲̠̘̠̦̹̓͆͋͌̕͝D̸̛̛̖̖̟͍̦̞̜͒̔̀̄̾͊̄̇̓͑̈́͂͆ ̵̢̯̤̜͚͕̮̦̏̐̈́̊̈́̊͐H̵̢̧͉̀̄̓́̈́̒͝E̴͕̫͎̺͖̬̲͙̽̀̇̌́̀̚̕L̴͈͔̮̤͔̊͂̈́̃͊̅͂́̍̉̋̕P̴̧̟̩̻̂̄̍̄̆̇̏͐̇̔̈́͆͘ ̸̭̰͎̰̝̹͙̇̆̋͑̇̍̽̽̑̊̿͌̏̃͂P̴̛̯͎̿̿̋͋̆͋̐͐̓̈́̈̽̽̕L̶͕̯̫̘̳͚̳̙͈͕̆͒͛̇̆̂E̴̡̛̗̱̭̟̜̝͓̤͉̮̬͙̿̈́̈͐̿͋̊̽͗͐̀̏͝͠ͅA̶̢̧͖̟̦̗̗̻̖̯͗̿͂̊̿͐̓̽́̑͜S̴͍̪͓͙͍̫̹̜̪͑͊̾͐̅̂̃̐͝E̴̼͕̻̙̙͕͚̥͓̲̭̦̟̹͋͛̀̉̍̇͋̏͌̄͂̚͝͝ͅ
make an offer :)
oh shittttt it's reflection dude
OHHHH THE GREEN FLANNEL IT MAKES SENSE NOW
BRO THIS IS SO GOOD
MAD PROPS
i think im inside the fridge
im gonna stay here
its cosy
ITS ALWAYS THE END OF THE CREEPY FUCKIN HALLWAY
Why cant demons just use the FIRST DOOR
possibly skinnedhoney! I'm home!i would say i had a blast playing this but i was scared most of the time, fun game but man am i bad at dealing with scary things
holy crap what a whirlwind. well done!
oh what a cute idea, i thought. What a smart realestate company, I thought. Oh thats funny, one of the people was standing in the background and their reflection is there, i thought. Oh, thats weird there is something in the yard... and blood? on that, I thought. oh fuck, I thought. I want to die now, I thought. Why don't I close out of this browser, I thought. I regretted not listening to myself when I thought the shovel in the yard was a bit sus
i did not think this was a horror game but loved the way you made it on
It was way better than what I was expecting!
yup completly normal
A different kind of horror game i liked it!
MUCHO TEXTO
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yo this game is freaky weird dude! I mean theres a KILLER in the house
me: not bothered about person in cuboard
also me: OMg IM a ghOst I WALkED THrOuGH TaBLe AND nO reFLecTioN IN miRRor :p
XD
Me: looks in laundry room closet
Also me: This is fine
this is not fine at all
shhh
y??
nobody needs to know the house is
scaryvery ok not haunted at all''YES AT ALLL''
I just I G N O R E things I see :)
It didn't occur to me to post my video playthrough here...but I see others have done it so...here's mine! Loved the game!
look what I found in the reflection in the living room
Yeah, I think we all just decided to ignore that...
hehe yah I guess
i just ignored it and looked at the imaginary buttefly :3
This is a prerelease build of a totally normal piece of software. While it may seem kind of boring at first glance, this type of virtual open house may yet revolutionize the Real Estate market!